Dear unpatient, non-relaxed, faithless person,
Those tests you pee on every month...no, not the ones at the end of the month that only show a minus instead of a plus, the other ones. The ones with the circles that show up every morning and then for one morning they turn into a smiley face, but only for that one day...one day every month (or more these days).....those ones that you've only used for 2 months that cost an arm and a leg to buy...keep using those and call me back after 3 or 4 months to make that ultra sound appointment...FOR SURE you'll be pregnant by then!
Love,
The unhelpful, completely fertile nurse
Those tests you pee on every month...no, not the ones at the end of the month that only show a minus instead of a plus, the other ones. The ones with the circles that show up every morning and then for one morning they turn into a smiley face, but only for that one day...one day every month (or more these days).....those ones that you've only used for 2 months that cost an arm and a leg to buy...keep using those and call me back after 3 or 4 months to make that ultra sound appointment...FOR SURE you'll be pregnant by then!
Love,
The unhelpful, completely fertile nurse
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